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And they got pestered till they explained things.

ROFLMAO!!!! that is funny as hell!!

That'* almost as bad as driving and, well, you know.

Oh sure..that'* the story they told the hospital staff....it probably all started with a "Hey..make me some pancakes!"...then..."Make them yourself lardass!"...."If I want any lip from you woman, I'll it in the zipper!"....you get the idea.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Have you ever heard the one about the couple that went out for a nice dinner on their annivesary. She snuck under the table to give him "dessert", she had a grand maul seizure, her mouth clamped down and his reaction was to stab her in the head with his fork.

True story, it'* in a book called "Emergency-True stories of the ER"