Would you be this mean to your Bonne?
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Don't tempt me Bob
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Originally Posted by jr's3800
Don't tempt me Bob
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They just load up the stuff in semis around here...none of that van stuff! As an example...
http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?*=6279503
If you do all of that to your van, won't it take away the soccer mom appeal factor?
http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?*=6279503
If you do all of that to your van, won't it take away the soccer mom appeal factor?
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If your wife wants a real terror weapon, get her an old turbo-van. They're getting hard to find, but you can buy them ultra cheap, parts are inexpensive and plentiful, and mods are unbelievably cheap.
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Originally Posted by GonneVille
If your wife wants a real terror weapon, get her an old turbo-van. They're getting hard to find, but you can buy them ultra cheap, parts are inexpensive and plentiful, and mods are unbelievably cheap.
Originally Posted by 1995BvSSE
Hmm... a T&C and a Bonneville, sounds familiar...
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What kind of freak mutant Australian Shepard weighs 80 pounds? Or 110 pound lab? A male lab in working condition should weigh no more than 80 pounds, and the Aussie should be around 50-65 pounds.
So unless you have an Aussie the size of a Lab, and a Lab the size of a Rottweiler, I'd put your dogs on a diet.
And sweet van.
So unless you have an Aussie the size of a Lab, and a Lab the size of a Rottweiler, I'd put your dogs on a diet.
And sweet van.
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Bob'* wife got Bob'* car.
Bob'* dogs got Bob'* car.
What did Bob get? A new tie? Some aftershave? No...Bob got HOSED!
Guys, are you listening to yourselves here? We're talking about a MINIVAN! And modding it. I don't care if it'* turbo charged, supercharged, or has a Rolls-Royce gas turbine with afterburners stuffed in the back (well, OK, that might be cool), it'* still a MINIVAN. You open the sliding door and 450 little varmints tumble out leaving a pile of McDonald'* wrappers in their wake. :P
Rumor has it that Not Stock Bob, now known as Soccer Bob, was so painfully ashamed of his demotion to minivan pilot that he started to wear a ski mask while driving around town. As luck would have it, someone robbed a 7-11 as Soccer Bob drove by. You can see him on COPS next Saturday at 7PM Eastern time, 8 PM Central. He was ultimately charged with owning an SSEi but driving a minivan. Should we start a PIF to bail Soccer Bob out of the pokey?*
*The above paragraph may be a complete fabrication.
Bob'* dogs got Bob'* car.
What did Bob get? A new tie? Some aftershave? No...Bob got HOSED!
Guys, are you listening to yourselves here? We're talking about a MINIVAN! And modding it. I don't care if it'* turbo charged, supercharged, or has a Rolls-Royce gas turbine with afterburners stuffed in the back (well, OK, that might be cool), it'* still a MINIVAN. You open the sliding door and 450 little varmints tumble out leaving a pile of McDonald'* wrappers in their wake. :P
Rumor has it that Not Stock Bob, now known as Soccer Bob, was so painfully ashamed of his demotion to minivan pilot that he started to wear a ski mask while driving around town. As luck would have it, someone robbed a 7-11 as Soccer Bob drove by. You can see him on COPS next Saturday at 7PM Eastern time, 8 PM Central. He was ultimately charged with owning an SSEi but driving a minivan. Should we start a PIF to bail Soccer Bob out of the pokey?*
*The above paragraph may be a complete fabrication.