Purplehazeir was right. My car is possessed. Hooked the car up to a computer (not sure what kind, I wasn't there), the computer wouldn't recognize that my car even existed. Turned the key a handful of times, and out of nowhere it started right up and the computer detected my car. No codes. I come by to pick it up that night and whaddya know... no start. Turned the key twice, then it went. Started driving home and it died about a mile outside of town. Took it about 5 turns this time. Got it back into town and parked it. I hit the key for 2 straight days and nothing.
Yesterday, I go out and it fires right up. Even drove it out of town a couple of miles and back with no problems. I'm going to church after work and picking up a bottle of holy water. We'll see what that does.
Anybody else have any ideas? I'm fresh out.