This is what happened to my truck today. If you'd stop texting me about your red thongs, then maybe this wouldn't of happened.

Nah, just kidding. Truck got in a fight with a tree today. Boss isn't exactly too happy.

well ya know i am a tree expert i could have fixed the tree for ya before ya did that! and i was telling you to put the thongs down and back away from the victoria secret store

Oh yer funny!

Just use a hammer. It'll knock it right back in place

don't feel bad on my Pete 387 i got one of my stacks on a bridge in Detroit. funny thing was the bridge was posted 14' and my Pete was 13' 6" figure that one out

Yeah, my brother got into a fight with his Jetta, let'* just say that he doesn't drive it anymore. He managed to completely wrap the car around the tree. The profound thing is, he was on the highway... Good thing he was driving a VW, all 8 (yes, EIGHT), airbags deployed.

Wait, your Pete was 13 6? I thought trailers were 13 6? Oh, you must have been riding on those new bling bling rims for trucks.

nope stock Alcoa'*. ya the tip of the stacks were 13' 6", the bridge 14' still can't figure it out. i thought i just whacked my antenna'* going under it like normal till i got a call on the CB to pull off and check my stacks

Ha! Not that easy. On the backside of the exhaust(behind the kink) is a bracket that holds it upright. It rotted at that point. Had it been a new exhaust, it might have just bent the pipe. But, that'* alot of steal to "bend" back.

I've had the not so nice luxuary of driving through Detroit once. I'll NEVER do it again with a truck. Not even a Century class. Thank god it wasn't my k-whopper w-900. You know how they are to turn those things. Just like aircraft carriers.