Happy Fathers Day to all the Bonneville Club Dads

here is a funny for you

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here'* a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what'* wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let'* go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father'* Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it'* no big deal.

Well Jimbo, on behalf of all the clib dad'*... Thank you!

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To all the wonderful dad'*. Happy Father'* Day. We love you and even though the kids may forget it is your special day, they do really care

Yeah, I can imagine Bill Wren saying that stuff to his girls.

I can proudly say I joined the club just in time. Good one Jim