im a pirate.

Umm, OK. a little drinky-drinky?

aye a wee bit o me rum

nah. just decided it was time for an avatar change.

the "R" was getting old. like, a couple years old.

wierdo.

arrrr do ye know what me faverit element be?


it be arrrrrgon

arrr ask me how i got me patch over me eye

how'd you come to have that patch on yer eye?




P.*. Its Pirate Month at Brusters....idk if Brusters is Natioanl or not, but its basicaly an ice cream shop and the employes this month are suposed to dress or act or talk like pirates....or so my frends say...

arrr ill tell ye how i got me eyepatch. but first ill tell ye how i got me hook fer a hand.

ye see, i was asea and fishin for me mateys some grub. i got me a real biggun, but was a meat-eater twas. aye so when she saw me hand pullin her up outta her water, she got mad sumthin fierce and bit me hand off.

as fer me eyepatch. . . well ye see, i was asea and fishin for me mateys some grub. saw me a shadow comin up around me boat and i looked at the big blue. happens that shadow was a big ol bird what shat in me eye. not too bad, but ye see. . . twas my first day with me hook fer a hand . . .

never heard of brusters. but ice cream sounds good.

How hard is it to drive with one hand and one eye?

Do you have a peg-leg?