A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily
sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
********* black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my *********
black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his *********, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and
his ********* in the other. Then, she takes a close
look and says, "There'* nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e * t - r e * u l t * - b a c k?

So like a woman not to listen properly.. Lol...that was good.

That was classic

Would'nt be a bad thing if the nurs was HOT!!!!!

i HAVE been in the hosptial for my ruptured appendix...and let me tell you...i was in NO mood for anything being touched down there by any hot chick

LOL.........I hear ya.