This morning on the highway, I Looked over To my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers !

aaahahhaha thats awesome!!!!

Ha; but seriously woman need to be more careful applying making and driving

HAHAHAHAHA


Big Jim and The Twins.....LOL

Good one Gordy

LMAO! Too funny!! Men...

That was funny! I could never understand why some women would put a sharp object close to their eyes while flying down the highway. I put my makeup on at home so I can concentrate on all the crazy drivers and the suicidal deer.

I've got friends who will do their makeup in my passenger seat while I'm driving-I think I should take that as a compliment to my driving skills. :?

Your road wualities must be a lot better then MN'*. Here you'd be putting on lip stick or something, hit a pot hole every 5 ft, and end up with a red face....LOL

Good one Gordy

I must admit... I stole this from denalitrucks.com .... but it is good none the less.