You read it right my friends, I have found the Best Page in the Universe. He even has the little image to prove it. WARNING: Not for feminists, enviromentalists, or those easily offended.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Maddox is the man... I've been reading his stuff for a while... still makes my laugh till it hurts!

That guy is amazing, I always check his new updates whenever I can.

Did you know he'* been offered to publish some of his work?

That guy is awsome! Give you one guess where my sig. came from?

lol, I saw your sig on there. He would make so much money if he published a book or something.

Taken from: http://www.maddoxmania.com/foryoureyesonly.html


"November 29, 2003


bill wants to ask, "hey maddox, have you ever considered getting your writing published? a book like that would be a n.y. times bestseller, no question."


yes, i've been contacted by publishers, producers, authors, journalists, etc, etc. everyone loves to blow sunshine up my *** until it comes to money or contracts. something is still in the works, but i can't say much about it now (especially since there'* not much to say). i could go through one of those shady print-on-demand places, but i'd rather do it myself in that case.
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I'm not really much of a reader, but I would probably buy his book if it came out. Just certain phrases like above: "blow sunshine up my ***", are pure literary gold.