(I, as far as I know, coined the term 'tr00 b0nn13s' but I *'pose you can use it) This struck me as amusing...somehow...

Me: (08:13 PM): it'* tr00. tr00 like the tr00est of the tr00 b0nn13s.
Audrey: (08:13 PM): omg tr00
Me: (08:14 PM): well, there'* tr00 b0nn13s...
Me: (08:14 PM): and there are f4ls3 b0nn13s.
Audrey: (08:14 PM): and p0s3r b0nn13s.
Me: (08:14 PM): omg YES!!! how I hate p0s3r b0nn13s
Me: (08:14 PM): *cough*ford taurus
Audrey (08:14 PM): XD
Me: (08:15 PM): it STOLE the bonneville'* taillights and made them upside down and stupid. argh.
Me: (08:15 PM): it tried to be a b0nn13.
Audrey: (08:15 PM): but it f41l3d.
Me: (08:15 PM): Y3S. M1s3r4bly.
Audrey: (08:16 PM): what a p0s3r b0nn13.
Me: (08:16 PM): omg y3s. it l1st3ns to 4vr1l l4v1gn3. that'* where it got it'* ideas.
Audrey: (08:16 PM): and it goes to Hot Topic!
Me: (08:16 PM): it'* not a c4r. it'* a p0g0st1ck.
Audrey: (08:16 PM): WHAT A P0S3R OMGWTF!!11
Audrey: (08:16 PM): or a d0nk3y.
Me: (08:17 PM): OMG YES. it probably slashes it'* own tires to get sympathy from tr00 b0nn13s.
Audrey: (08:17 PM): (holy ****, I'm laughing now)
Me: (08:17 PM): (I know!! I'm gunna post this on my LJ)
Audrey: (08:17 PM): and it probably changed its paintjob to black to get attention from g0th b0nn13s.
Audrey: (08:17 PM): (XD awesome)
Me: (08:17 PM): omg tr00, tr00....p0s3r! haw.
Audrey: (08:18 PM): yup.
Me: (08:18 PM): then there are 0ldsm0b1l3 4ur0r4s, wh1ch are tr00 b0nn13 fr13nds.
Me: (08:18 PM): l1k3 b0nn13s, but with tr00 0ldsm0b1l3 styl3.
Me: (08:19 PM): they l4ff at p0s3rb0nn13s
Me: (08:20 PM): and p0s3rb0nn13s say: "OMG OMG OMGWTFZZxz I 4M F4ST3R TH4N U!!111!1!1!2" and the tr00 b0nn13s k1ck 1t'* 4ss.
Me: (08:20 PM): and it bl33ds all over and d41s.
Audrey: (08:20 PM): h4h4 p0s3r b0nn13 is s0 sl0,
Audrey: (08:20 PM): *.
Me: (08:20 PM): and the moral of this story is: beware of the tr00 b0nn13 unless you are also a tr00 b0nn13.
Audrey: (08:21 PM): in which case you are c00l.
Me: (08:21 PM): "l00k at my k00l sp01l3r. it makes me l00k f4st"
Me: (08:21 PM): omg yes, tr00 b0nn13s are the b0nn13s of ult1m4t3 c00ln3ss

Woah, brain freeze.

how do you ever read that...I mean, don't ya you like kinda have to decode it?

but i did finally figure it out...very funny!

I think that you have to be a 13 year old girl to have a clue as to what was even discussed, let alone, to know what was said.

I like our discussions better

I guess being 18, I at least had a clue.

Who'* convos?

You gotta understand h4x0r to read that.

and you do?

Not well.

Hacker to the rest of us