At least ricers here know they're ricers...

Last night, on my way home, I decided to hit the local cruising strip to see if any ricers wanted a piece. The first rice I saw was a Cavi, riced to the hilt!! It had the aftermarket fogs, spoiler, big rims, neons, a fart-cannon, a HUGE tach right next to the steering wheel, that wasn't even hooked up probably, Indiglo gauges, the works.

I pulled up next to him. When the light turned green, he put nothing into it. I thought, okay I'll ask if he wants to run 'em. I let him catch up to me, and when he looked over, I asked, "You wanna run 'em??" He looked at me and said, I swear to God, "It looks fast right?? I did a good job, huh? It looks fast, huh??"

He in no way wanted to race, but just look like he could. I just said, "Yeah, I guess..." then drove away, LMAO!!! It was great...

All show but no go?

NICE!

Pathetic...he just wants a car that LOOKS fast.

Here ricers try to race even though they KNOW they aren't fast....or maybe they actually think they are even more pathetic