Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics....
11-03-2006, 10:19 AM
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Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics....
Hope it is not a repost.
Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions...........First, let'* make sure he'* dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.
Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"
Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions...........First, let'* make sure he'* dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.
Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"
11-03-2006, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
I think it is a repost, but still funny!!!!
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