For All the Ladies...so true!
#4
Senior Member
Expert Gearhead
This sounds like my ex-wife so far.....I need a wider screen to figure out the rest. Can't see right side of page.
Scroll over, or change the res of your monitor
#7
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Re: For All the Ladies...so true!
Originally Posted by Tamara
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car'* bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman'* bra.
LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.
GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one'* self emotionally to another.
male: Playing cricket without a box.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one'* partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads.
BUM (bum) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look Bigger".
male: The organ for mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one'* girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Sex.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What women do while the man is ********.
WOMEN'* ENGLISH
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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need... = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It'* your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
onTV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
going to like
MEN'* ENGLISH
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1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let'* have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What'* wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex
with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you
within the next 3 mins
14. Let'* talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deepperson and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
#8
Senior Member
Expert Gearhead
Jim, is this you on the far left with the sandals on
The feller on the right..thats me, and middle is Drifter and LEFT is Smellbird
Edited for Drifter....
#10
Senior Member
True Car Nut
[quote="89BonnieSE89The feller on the right..thats me, and middle is Drifter and right is Smellbird
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what are you ?? Master of disguise.. you're you and Smellbird?
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what are you ?? Master of disguise.. you're you and Smellbird?