25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald'* leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not ******* and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald'* leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not ******* and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
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Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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ROFLMAO
Thanks, O'Neil, like I needed a reminder :?
Just for that, I am going to find my "us" festival t-shirt and e-mail you a pic! Stop the moshing!
("us" festival? Those born after 1983...........heck, 1973.........would never know what they missed.)
Thanks, O'Neil, like I needed a reminder :?
Just for that, I am going to find my "us" festival t-shirt and e-mail you a pic! Stop the moshing!
("us" festival? Those born after 1983...........heck, 1973.........would never know what they missed.)
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16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
And I know these ones:
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
And I know these ones:
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
All of the above.................
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Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
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Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
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Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
well i always though taco bell closed at 4 am but i guess not it now closes at 1 am!! thats a rip
yep my car insurance went down and car payment went up when the wife HAD to have that HONDA
i work 3rd shift so i sleep from noon till 6
and who doesnt drink before they go out to the bar. you can get a 6 pck for 5 bucks. a beer at the bar is at least 2.50 if not 3 bucks.
the flats in cleveland there 5 bucks a pc there
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Re: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
Originally Posted by TrueWildMan
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Good boy!!
Hiya WildMan!!!