The Driver, the Priest, and the Lawyer
11-04-2006, 08:45 AM
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The Driver, the Priest, and the Lawyer
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.
A ways down the road the driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck to steer directly toward the lawyer. Then he remembered, "I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer," and at the last second he swerved to miss the lawyer.
But he heard a thump outside anyway. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
And the priest said, "Don't worry son, I got him with my door."
A ways down the road the driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck to steer directly toward the lawyer. Then he remembered, "I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer," and at the last second he swerved to miss the lawyer.
But he heard a thump outside anyway. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
And the priest said, "Don't worry son, I got him with my door."
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Originally Posted by chr0mius
And I'm a door.
a preist, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. therabbi says: "hey, did you hear the one about us?"
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