One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, so I went inside to talk to
the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale.

RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE

I came in here thinking you were leaving... not funny man.

Hehehe. Well, I'm retired. But I won't be laying naked in my yard. To many crows 'round here looking for worms.

glad to hear that

I'd be more afraid of rolling over and getting Gophered!

No offense but if it gets mistaken for a worm..You my friend may have a small.(hahaha)issue ?

Well I now have even less of a desire to ever visit Washington

Haha, when I saw this thread, I was expecting a crack on V or something. But this will do. Very funny.

Hahaha good one purple