Hey! WillWren and Aviator - One for y'all
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Hey! WillWren and Aviator - One for y'all
A Marine gets out of the Corps after Nam and lives his life like the
American dream. When the War on Iraq comes around 40 plus years later, he
goes down to the local recruiting station and tells the recruiter "I want
in, I want to fight!"
But the recruiter says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there.
He'll let me in!"
So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I wanna fight!"
But his friend says "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine", the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!"
So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq,
chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again!
St. Peter sees all this and goes to God and says, "Lord, what do I do to
stop this guy?"
God tells St. Peter, "Why don't you take his brain? It'* the root of all
thought."
So St. Peter takes the guy'* brain. It doesn't faze him, "Semper Fi, Do or
Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"
St. Peter then says, "Now what?!"
God replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It'* the seat of all emotion."
So St Peter takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah,
OO-Rah!"
St. Peter says, "Now what should I do?"
God smiles and says, "Take his balls."
So St. Peter takes the guy'* balls. The guy stops rowing, looks confused,
turns his boat around, and begins chanting, "Anchors away, my boys..."
American dream. When the War on Iraq comes around 40 plus years later, he
goes down to the local recruiting station and tells the recruiter "I want
in, I want to fight!"
But the recruiter says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there.
He'll let me in!"
So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I wanna fight!"
But his friend says "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine", the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!"
So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq,
chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again!
St. Peter sees all this and goes to God and says, "Lord, what do I do to
stop this guy?"
God tells St. Peter, "Why don't you take his brain? It'* the root of all
thought."
So St. Peter takes the guy'* brain. It doesn't faze him, "Semper Fi, Do or
Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"
St. Peter then says, "Now what?!"
God replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It'* the seat of all emotion."
So St Peter takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah,
OO-Rah!"
St. Peter says, "Now what should I do?"
God smiles and says, "Take his balls."
So St. Peter takes the guy'* balls. The guy stops rowing, looks confused,
turns his boat around, and begins chanting, "Anchors away, my boys..."
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Is that the best you could come up with, squid?
Squid. A lower form of Marine life.
Seriously though, we all know the Marine Corps is under the Department of the Navy.
The men'* department.
Squid. A lower form of Marine life.
Seriously though, we all know the Marine Corps is under the Department of the Navy.
The men'* department.
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MOS, Remember that pic you posted of a fighter jet sitting in my driveway? You might want to keep one eye cocked towards the sky.
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Originally Posted by willwren
Is that the best you could come up with, squid?
Squid. A lower form of Marine life.
Seriously though, we all know the Marine Corps is under the Department of the Navy.
The men'* department.
Squid. A lower form of Marine life.
Seriously though, we all know the Marine Corps is under the Department of the Navy.
The men'* department.
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