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Gumball 03-29-2007 09:52 AM

What's for Lunch
 
What's for Lunch

Three construction workers, 1 mexican, 1 brit and 1 american , break for lunch.

The mexican opens up his lunch and says "Awww burritos again, if my wife makes these one more time, I'm going to kill myself".

The british man opens up his lunch and said "Awww eggplant again, if my wife makes this for me one more time, I'm going to kill myself!

"Then the american opens up his lunch and said "Awww bologna sandwich again, if my wife makes this for me one more time, I'm going to kill myself!

"So the next day at work, lunch is called, and all three gather up. The mexican opens up his lunch and says "Man burritos", so he kills himself.

The brit opens up his lunch and says "Awww eggplant again!" so he kills himself.

Finally the american opens up his lunch and says "Bologna sandwich again!" so he kills himself.

A few days later at their funeral, all three wife's are talking. The mexican's wife says, (sobbingly)" If I only knew he didn't like burritos"!

"The brit's wife says sobbingly "If I only knew he didn't like eggplant"!

Then its quite for a few seconds, and both women are looking at the american guy's wife expecting her to say something.

"Why are you both staring at me, he packs his own lunch".

Pearl_bonnie02 03-29-2007 10:01 AM

Lol I've heard that a million times but I still laugh at it

BillBoost37 03-29-2007 10:45 AM

Whooping Tony to the punch.

Hey Jim.. Repost :lol:

Gumball 03-29-2007 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by BillBoost37

Hey Jim.. Repost :lol:

prove it :roll:


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