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Old 07-05-2006, 11:04 PM
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Not sure if this has been posted already, but I got this email from the company I work for.



A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

When the blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****, I can splash it in my eyes.
Old 07-06-2006, 10:13 AM
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:55 AM
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That was funny!!!
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I get these kinds of jokes and videos all the time from the HR person who is actually the Bosses GF.
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That was funny...
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