What Would You Do With A 13 Foot Cow
 

Arouind these parts we have a Amish, Cows, Farmers, Cows, Timber, Cows, Stone Quarrys, Cows,...You get the picture. Now a regional local favorite ice cream has a contest. First prize is a 13 foot cow or $18,000. The equivelant cost of the cow. And I wonder if anyone would actually take the cow. Here is said cow........

https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f.../GrandPize.jpg

I have entered several times with codes on ice cream containers and as yet......no cow

i wanted to vote for the cow cuz i would put that in my front yard in 2 seconds, but the other made more sense :diesmiley2:

The cash...

COW COW COW GooooooooooooooCOW!!!

oh yeah it is late.

I'd want a cow. maybe not the 18' cow...

so now that i think about it (i voted cow) i might take the cash and buy a smaller cow. maybe 10'. and put it in my yard.

If you get the money let me know. I can sell you a cow from the Hiltop Steakhouse here in Saugus Massachusetts :D :) :lol: LOL


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In NYC they tried this thing with putting fake cows all over Manhattan and they had to cancel doing it because people kept stealing the cows... :lol:

Uh, those are beef cattle, likely bulls....not cows.

Seeing as it's probably just a fiberglass shell, you could convert that 13 footer into a really unique one person camper.....


I gotta quit watching the travel channel... :roll:

In Orlando, they did that with lizards, all different artists etc. A real cutesy way to waste taxpayer dollars. And some were also stolen, go figure.

Maybe their her children? We used to have a bull about that size on top of a steak house near here in Vestal NY. (Geoff has to remember) It had a very public life. First it was stolen By SUNY students and Later found in Binghamton. Then the town of Vestal deemed it's weathered brown and white existance an eyesore. So the Owner painted it black. Then years later, the owner retired and closed th ebusinees and tried to sell said cow and the town all of a sudden decided it wanted to keep the cow and went to court,....saying it was a "local Landmark" That effort fell flat on it's face and the cow was sold to an unknown owner. people in these parts love their cows JUST a little to much....If ya know where I'm drifting . If anyone sights a 10 foot black cow in upstate NY please post pic. It could be disguised as a Guernsey, maybe still an Angus.....Might even have morphed to a Jersey cow. Cow in the world would ya know. Cowever my vote was with the cow. MOOOOOOOOO!!!!COOOOOW!

What a COWardly post. Cow could you do that? J/K :lol:

I believe theres also a very large purple cow in the midwest... seems when i was younger I stumbled on one in my travels.(with Paul Bunyun at his side) but I "saw" alot of things back then......Was a trend to try phsycidelics back then. And resisting COWtowing to peers, difficult. Anybody else have any Larger thhan normal cow sightings? Maybe I outa scofff up that marble paint job with 1000x grit and paint my Bonnie black w/ white spots...I'll call it "COW VENOM" . And people could say it's the COW curse when it break downs or gets hit. COW ridiculous can 1 thread go.

if I put that cow on my yard that would just be another thing for the blasted "Homeowners Association" to complain about

somewhere arround here we have a pink elephant... :lol:

Or weight her feet down with sand and stick an outboard motor down in her back with the prop sticking out her.....NOW that would be a unique boat. My Lake Association is always on me anyway for things in yard,

Ill make it a cow just for you. Add a little epoxy resin, slap some bondo on there, I'll get it right!! lol :lol:

we have a giant duck on the island
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attra...duck_peter.jpg
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/NYFLAduck.html

Cow we're getting somewhere. After extensive search I am finding cow culture through the country.......

https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...lymouthcow.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...zy/WIPTcow.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...zy/WIMWcow.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...izzy/sissy.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...zy/GASVcow.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f.../GACLkadie.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...hattybelle.jpg
https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...zzy/bessie.jpg

Maybe we could get ILL NINO to sit on one and sing Cow Can I Live With Out You

that would be Babe The BLUE OX, just to let you know :banana:

Cow silly can you get? :lol:

We actually have an ice cream shop down here with a large herford in front that's somewhat of a landmark. Quite Cowmly actually...

MN has a lot of large things :lol:

paul bunyan and babe

largest crow

largest turkey

largest loon

largest loon decoy

largest rooster

largest northern pike

largest pelican

largest otter

largest tiger muskie

largest walleye

largest viking

largest spoon and cherry

largest snowman

largest revolver, IN MANKATO!

largest prairie chicken

largest polar bear

largest mallard duck

largest lutefisk

largest hockey stick

largest fishing bobber :lol:

largest dog dish

largest dala horse

largest ear of corn

largest ball of twine

what a waste of a post

ok I said I was stoned...LOL yep it was a blue cow and alive and well after all these years..Thanks for jogging my memory w/pic Haro. I knew I didnt Kill any brain cells back then.....Just rearraged em. :D

Speaking of cows... This one might be a meat cow....but I'm pretty sure she's a "milker"

https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...wgirlCS115.jpg

Coool!! I made the list!!!!

Oh, and I've seen that "Largerst Crow". It's pretty realistic, and kinda freaky if you ain't expecting it!!

just so you guys know, you can milk anything with nipples...

Don't wuote me on this, but I heard once that it don't even have to be female. With the correct stimulation, males can eventually lactate....

eeeewwwww........

OK, so now you guys are in "Meet the Parents" territory.

I have nipples greg does that mean you can milk me???

hmm $18,000 would suit nicely, cow was a good runner up but nah, money...

Yep, I KNEW this thread would go wierd....it was just a matter of time............I gonna detail the car and take some pics. I be back to hear the lastest on male milking..... :shock:
Cow pathetic .... lmao

Yes!! I Googled it....

Male lactation

Just sooooo wrong.......