Nurse (PG13 maybe)
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Nurse (PG13 maybe)
A male patient is ling in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask, " Are my ********* black? "
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, " I don't know. Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, " Nurse, are my ********* black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his *********, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his ********* in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, " There'* nothing wrong with them, Sir! "
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, " Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely........
"Are--my--test--results--back?"
"Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask, " Are my ********* black? "
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, " I don't know. Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, " Nurse, are my ********* black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his *********, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his ********* in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, " There'* nothing wrong with them, Sir! "
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, " Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely........
"Are--my--test--results--back?"
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