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What are some good ones that you've seen? A friend emailed me these this morning:
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting - - - Will They Quit Stealing?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me - - I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God'* Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE
CHANGED - - - - AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting - - - Will They Quit Stealing?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me - - I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God'* Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE
CHANGED - - - - AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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I've seen a couple of those. Good stuff
I'm sure you've seen the "I [heart] my dog" and things similar but the one I like the most is "I [club] my wife".
I'm not a wife beater or anything but I find that very funny.
I'm sure you've seen the "I [heart] my dog" and things similar but the one I like the most is "I [club] my wife".
I'm not a wife beater or anything but I find that very funny.
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"I think your village is missing it'* Idot"
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
"Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick"
and the stupidist one of all
"Vote Kerry 2004"
ken
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
"Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick"
and the stupidist one of all
"Vote Kerry 2004"
ken
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If you're gonna ride my A&&,at least pull my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got this car for my wife,great trade huh??????
Watch for brakes,LAWYER on speed dial!!!!!!
Don't tailgate,I'll flick a booger on your windshield!!!!!!!
Keep honking,I'm reloading!!!!!!!
Support your right to keep and arm Bears!!!!!!
Got this car for my wife,great trade huh??????
Watch for brakes,LAWYER on speed dial!!!!!!
Don't tailgate,I'll flick a booger on your windshield!!!!!!!
Keep honking,I'm reloading!!!!!!!
Support your right to keep and arm Bears!!!!!!