MONEY..............
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MONEY..............
MONEY.... It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy a Position
But not Respect
It can buy Medicine
But not Health
It can buy Blood
But not Life
It can buy Sex
But not Love
Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,CASHIERS CHECKS,BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.
PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.THEY WILL BE RETURNED.
Please PM me for mailing address
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy a Position
But not Respect
It can buy Medicine
But not Health
It can buy Blood
But not Life
It can buy Sex
But not Love
Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,CASHIERS CHECKS,BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.
PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.THEY WILL BE RETURNED.
Please PM me for mailing address
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I agreed with you up until the sending you money part I can send you about 50 cents in pennies. I was saving them for MOS so he could buy a halloween costume this year
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Originally Posted by wjcollier07
hey I don't have a job right now...i need some suffering too!!!
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I know that money cannot buy happiness, but if given enough to make me rich, I'll drown the unhappiness in mind-numbing quantities of excessive things. It'* the American way, after all...
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Originally Posted by lash
I know that money cannot buy happiness, but if given enough to make me rich, I'll drown the unhappiness in mind-numbing quantities of excessive things. It'* the American way, after all...
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