I find a couple of the features to be hilarious.

What are "Speed holes"??? :?

Where the body rusted through... The best ones are in the floor boards. Those make the biggest difference.

I had a feeling that that is what it meant.

Good stuff....

So....these "holes" are the mid-west'* secret to wieght reduction and increased speed, huh?

I'm thinking about adding some.

Sounds like a low-cost mod...

They suck for traction, tho. Both for the vehicle, or anyone climbing in or out of it....

I had the ultimate speed hole in an Isuzu Trooper when the driver'* seat fell through the floor.... While making a left turn in traffic no less.....

Hahahahaha.....

Now that there...that'* funny....