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Old 04-23-2005, 01:50 AM
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A man goes into the doctor for a physical. As the doctor is finishing up he says, "and lastly, I will need semen, urine, and stool samples." The man says, "I'm in a real hurry, can I just leave my underwear?"
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Old 04-23-2005, 08:27 AM
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short and sweet... good one
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Doctors don't need anything else when they have urine samples.


But that'* kind of .... funny anyway.
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