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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 06:47 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic Bonneville and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn SSEi, even with its big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Bonne erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when SSEi’* get traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM'* sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,

I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,

In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it'* too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow?It’ll be a better night.
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 06:50 PM
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Where the HELL did you get that?
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by willwren
Where the H*** did you get that?

That'* sooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:22 PM
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that was awsome!!!!!!!!


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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:42 PM
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Love it
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:50 PM
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Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,



my favorite line... it flows so well
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by willwren
Where the H*** did you get that?
Found it, hacked it, posted it. From an email
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:19 PM
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My favorite:

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when SSEi’* get traction,
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:29 PM
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Replace "SSEi" with "SE" and you'll have something.
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 10:49 PM
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ROTFLMAO

Thanks PDad I needed a laugh tonight. Nice Job.

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