The Forgotten Wedding Anniversary
08-28-2006, 02:27 PM
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The Forgotten Wedding Anniversary
THE HUSBAND AND THE FORGOTTEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really MAD. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really MAD. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
08-28-2006, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
This one seems popular, for some reason. I don't get it? I still think it'* funny though. 
08-28-2006, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
This one seems popular, for some reason. I don't get it? I still think it'* funny though.
MyLittleBlackbird is getting married Monday
Been married almost 2 months now
08-28-2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
This one seems popular, for some reason. I don't get it? I still think it'* funny though.
MyLittleBlackbird is getting married Monday
Been married almost 2 months now
Ooopsy!!! Well then he should know already
08-28-2006, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
This one seems popular, for some reason. I don't get it? I still think it'* funny though.
MyLittleBlackbird is getting married Monday
Been married almost 2 months now
Ooopsy!!! Well then he should know already 
08-28-2006, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
They haven't been together long enough for him to get sarcastic and inconsiderate
It is really quite sad when a relationship turns bad. I hate when that happens. I think you should always treat your spouse like you were still dating them (you know how you are always on your best behaviour). I mean you love them and you shouldn't stop trying to be good to them just because you got married. You should treat them even better and that will enhance the relationship.