Dress Code for the Over 60 Crowd
07-27-2006, 12:46 PM
#1
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My reclining computer chair
Posts: 11,269
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Dress Code for the Over 60 Crowd
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
7. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
8. Thongs and Depends
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
7. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
8. Thongs and Depends
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post