The Top 15 Things You'll Never Say a Second Time
 

15> "Boss, that project is so simple, any idiot could bring it
in ahead of schedule and under budget."

14> "I hope the fine isn't more than $200, officer. That's all
I have with me."

13> "Question over here, Arnold! Why does Maria look like a
friggin' skeleton?"

12> "Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely
of wood!"

11> "Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars,
those charging elephants look really far away!"

10> "Hell's Angels? Then why are you all dressed like one of
the Village People?"

9> "Hey, anyone wanna bet me I can't stuff this wad of salt-water
taffy into my johnson and target-shoot that beer bottle off
the bar?"

8> "'Don't try this at home,' my ass."

7> "Tequila? That stuff's for wimps! I can drink it all night
and still be sober enough to drive home."

6> "After I pick up my handgun, let's go see that new
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez flick."

5> "Don't give me any of that white-trash trailer-skank attitude,
waitress. Just bring me my damn soup."

4> "Believe me, John Ashcroft has much better things to do than
read some lame-ass Internet humor list."

3> "Here are your sunglasses, Mrs. Simpson."

2> "You're STD-free, right? Man, I can't believe I'm sleeping
with a girl who knows Charlie Sheen!"


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing You'll Never Say a Second Time...


1> "We'll be safe here, Uday and Qusay."

Re: The Top 15 Things You'll Never Say a Second Time
 

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whats the LAST thing a redneck says before he dies ??? hey ya'll watch THIS !

I thought it was "hey, here hold my beer"
more-
"I looked down the barrel to see if was loaded"
to the GF "oh NOT in there also?"
"well your mom did so I thought you would to"
Custer- "where all these F'in indans come from?!"

scream "BANG!" Behind a EOD guy on site,
Please remove your clothes from my closet they are much to big for my new GF,
What does this button do?-during a tour of a SSBN my buddys on.
REAL- to a cop that pulled me over and asked ME why he did, " I don't know?, it could not of been too bad I stopped"
I'll hold this plug wire while you turn it over.
It's not THAT hot in Jebel Ale UAE in July!


Finally sadly..
Standing on the USS Arizona Memoral 9SEPT01 visting on my way back from the Gulf on CV-64,
"This can never happen again!"

But my post cards where easy to write,
It happened again. Once again it's payback time.