Redneck Love Poem...............
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Redneck Love Poem...............
Read this in our local paper and I thought it was funny............
Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy about it all
She told her pappy so
Pappy told her,Susie Gal
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
But Joe is yo' half-brother
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this
He said there'* trouble still
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother
But Momma knew and said,
My child,Jest do what makes you happy
Marry Will or marry Joe..............
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!!!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy about it all
She told her pappy so
Pappy told her,Susie Gal
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
But Joe is yo' half-brother
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this
He said there'* trouble still
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother
But Momma knew and said,
My child,Jest do what makes you happy
Marry Will or marry Joe..............
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!!!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that their in love they need:
Redneck Birth Control
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)
and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed
him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to
Georgia to get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and
count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4,
5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
Redneck Birth Control
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)
and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed
him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to
Georgia to get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the
procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from
Alabama.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry
bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and
count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4,
5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
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