things Mom would never say
 

Things Mom Would Never Say


"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"


"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"


"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"


"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"


"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"


"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."


"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."


"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"


"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"

Ha! Those were great! :lol:

Now, let's go with what mom ALWAYS said.

"Just wait 'till your father gets home!!"

"You can go play in the sandbox. Just don't get dirty."

"I think we need a parent-teacher conference"

And for us boys that were, uh, "transitioning"...

"Gee, you must have spilled alot of orange juice on yourself for it to soak through to your undies."

;)

:roflmao:

UH....yeah...we'll go with that.....