Drinks Tell The Story
03-31-2006, 04:29 PM
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Drinks Tell The Story
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman'* personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky tastes; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He'* poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He'* hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He'* gay
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky tastes; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He'* poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He'* hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He'* gay
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Hmmm, Not sure where I would have fit into the mix here. When I drank I had 3 modes and 3 types of drinks:
Casual mood: Malibu Rum & Pineapple juice
Broke: Long Island Ice Tea
On a Mission: shots of whiskey - this is the one I did mostly.
I never went home with any one from the bar nor did I ever get naked. I do remember taking off my bra once because it shown through my shirt when the blacklight was on. I think I was drinking Rumplemans shots that night. I had about 12 or so. It was a good night!
Casual mood: Malibu Rum & Pineapple juice
Broke: Long Island Ice Tea
On a Mission: shots of whiskey - this is the one I did mostly.
I never went home with any one from the bar nor did I ever get naked. I do remember taking off my bra once because it shown through my shirt when the blacklight was on. I think I was drinking Rumplemans shots that night. I had about 12 or so. It was a good night!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Hmmm, Not sure where I would have fit into the mix here. When I drank I had 3 modes and 3 types of drinks:
Casual mood: Malibu Rum & Pineapple juice
Broke: Long Island Ice Tea
On a Mission: shots of whiskey - this is the one I did mostly.
I never went home with any one from the bar nor did I ever get naked. I do remember taking off my bra once because it shown through my shirt when the blacklight was on. I think I was drinking Rumplemans shots that night. I had about 12 or so. It was a good night!
Casual mood: Malibu Rum & Pineapple juice
Broke: Long Island Ice Tea
On a Mission: shots of whiskey - this is the one I did mostly.
I never went home with any one from the bar nor did I ever get naked. I do remember taking off my bra once because it shown through my shirt when the blacklight was on. I think I was drinking Rumplemans shots that night. I had about 12 or so. It was a good night!
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