One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My
elbow
hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replies.
"There'* a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine
sample and the computer will tell you what'* wrong and what to
do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than
a
doctor." So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart. He
deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks.Thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine
samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried
back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.
He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited
the
results.
The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
(Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow
will never
get better!

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

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Old, but still funny

Darn i am so behind the times...