Talk Like A Pirate Day
 

AARRRRGG!!!!! :o

Aye Capin hook! :werd:

the Treasurer is here.... :shock:

Lets steel his Gold :twisted:

Be you an Alchemist, matey?? Or did you mean steal??

;)

Eerr AAAargg Yea... :lol:

im rockin a peg leg, eyepatch, and a parrot on my shoulder today!! arrrrrrrrrrr

well, shiver me timbers :lol:

Heyyyy.... There be an idear.... :naughty:

Are ye man enough for this wench??? :twisted: :lol:

Why didn't the Pirate go to Asia?...he didn't want to get aARRRs

Why didn't the Pirate eat dinner?...he wanted to stARRve

Why are Pirates called Pirates?...because they ARRR

Whats a Pirates favorite country?...Arrrrgentina

Why didn't the Pirate go to Australia?...because it was to fARRR

Whats a Pirate's favorite place to eat?...ARRRby's

What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?... ARRRmageddon!

What's a pirate's favourite movie?... MadagascARRRR

How do pirates tell what day it is?... They look on their calendARRRR

What's a pirate's favourite appliance? the ToastARRRR

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."

ARRRRR ARRRRRR ARRRRRRRRRR

I like Talk Like a Pirate in German....

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howtogerman.html

In case you ever wanted to hear a German Pirate....

I just downloaded and burned the coolest CD....

um.... arrrrgh.

Why was the pirate laughed at by his peers?

Because he was the captain of a bARRRRge.

I'm headed westward for some grub served by a lusty wench.

Ironic thread. :lol:

Anyone watch Wife Swap last night? The outcast family was a family of pirates from Oregon. LOL.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/wifeswap...e/305/bio.html

I saw it last night. It was bizarre!! This morning when I saw this thread I thought that show might have prompted the thread.

That's what I thought too. LMAO.

I bet that family in Oregon is loving today!!!!!

It explained a lot about Oregon when I saw them :lol: I kept waiting to see Bill make his appearance :lol:

I'm willing to try some timbers :beating:

Turns out a lot of people celebrate this "holiday" each year. Couple of the girls near me have their pirate flags, eye patches and new Pirate name tags. No "sexy pirate" costumes, though.

I wore an eye patch last Wednesday but it was because I got a laseration on my cornea. Boy, if I'd have only waited a few days I could've worn it and not felt too self conscious :lol:

Perfect! Thanks, Ja!

Oh God, now he's going to translate Nena lyrics into German Pirate, hahahaha :lol:

Results of Finding my inner pirate...

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

Results of finding my pirate name...
Dread Pirate Vane

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Ahoy, sorry for the repost I was up Piratin' the web seas last eve and didnt wake untill late this after noon Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

LOL.. Woot.com is awsome!!! check out the Podcast...

http://www.woot.com/Files/20060919-VG6LRK.mp3