Please have a safe and relaxed holiday. Thats all I wanted to say.

Enjoy it you crazy folks south of the border

Remember

Homer: "ah ya, I'll take that porno, bottle of bourbon, an enema (very subtley) andsomeillegalfireworks and a box of condoms....na...make it 2"

Clerk: "I'm sorry sir, the sale of fireworks is prohibited by law and can results in......follow me....
"The M320. What better way to celebrate the independance of your nation but by blowing up a small part of it!!"

I sure would like to here the sound of an M320, WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you guys are enjoying your day as much as I did ours.
I'm having a few for you tonight.

I singed off all my knuckle hair. It was that good. Some of my neighbors had the really big illegal stuff. If my dog had a tail, it'd be tucked!