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Old 03-23-2006, 04:03 PM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

That'* when the proctologist fainted.



Cardiologist - A doctor specializing in the diagnosis and treatment of heart disorders.

Gynecologist - A doctor who specializes in treating diseases of the female reproductive organs.

Proctologist - A doctor who specializes in diagnosing and treating diseases of the anus and rectum.
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LMFAO hahahahahahahahahhahaha
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if i didnt post the definitions, would you have looked them up? i had to just to be sure
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oh ****, that made day
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I've heard that one before, and I still laughed out loud!!
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I know the definitions.......
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
I know the definitions.......
nates would be in a bottle of beer...lol
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HAHAHA!!! That is SOO good...

I knew the Cardiologist and the Gynecologyst...but really did not know what a proctologist...now i remember why i don't want to remember proctologist...

Thanks for the definitions haro...very helpful....



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