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Something to offend everyone
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What's the fastest way to a man 's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
HAHAHA, very good, im keepin it!!!
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Originally Posted by Jack
What's the fastest way to a man 's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Jack
What's the fastest way to a man 's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Jack
What's the fastest way to a man 's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides :rofl: Now that is Funny :lol: |
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Jack
What's the fastest way to a man 's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
Re: Something to offend everyone
Originally Posted by Jason1351
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Most women like that kind of relationship you know? :lol: |
LOL Funny as hell!! But do you know how Chinese parents name their children? They throw silverware down the stairs......... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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