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new state mottos
here'* some new state mottos for you to look over...
Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It'* A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy'* Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money).
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not - But! The Potatoes Are Real Good.
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "*".
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States.
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That'* Our Tourism Campaign).
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'*.
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians.
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey - You Want A Friggin' Motto? I Got Yer Figgin' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing.
Oregon - Spotted Owl. It'* What'* For Dinner.
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State.
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles.
Utah - Honk If You Have Horns.
Vermont - Ay, Yep.
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do.
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheeps Are Scared.
Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It'* A Dry Heat.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy'* Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money).
Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not - But! The Potatoes Are Real Good.
Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "*".
Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States.
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That'* Our Tourism Campaign).
Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'*.
Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians.
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey - You Want A Friggin' Motto? I Got Yer Figgin' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing.
Oregon - Spotted Owl. It'* What'* For Dinner.
Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.
South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State.
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles.
Utah - Honk If You Have Horns.
Vermont - Ay, Yep.
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do.
West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheeps Are Scared.
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Florida should read:
Florida - The Hurrican Preparedness State
OR
Florida - The Plywood and Blue Tarp State
OR EVEN
Florida - Three times the charm! (In reference to, if you can't guess...hurricanes)
Florida - The Hurrican Preparedness State
OR
Florida - The Plywood and Blue Tarp State
OR EVEN
Florida - Three times the charm! (In reference to, if you can't guess...hurricanes)
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I used to have a TShirt that said "Minnesota - 10,000 lakes, and 1 fish..."
It was a bit funnier because the 1 was 1,000,000 with the zeroes crossed out and a cartoon fisherman.
My new favorite is "Welcome to Minnesota. Don't **** off the moose"
It was a bit funnier because the 1 was 1,000,000 with the zeroes crossed out and a cartoon fisherman.
My new favorite is "Welcome to Minnesota. Don't **** off the moose"
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