A sniglet is a word that should be in the dictionary but isn't.


http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpo.../sniglets.html

I use a lot of those words....oops, I mean sniglets, every day.

What happened to the burgers on MOS'* grill:

BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

10 second rule:

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will remove all the germs.

Commonly affects teenagers:

EUFIRSTICS (yew fur' stiks) n. Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up first.

Fiancee'* dog suffers from this(when I'VE got the ball):

FETCHPLEX (fech' pleks) n. State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball & palmed it behind his back.

Haro disease:

GRANTNAP (grant' nap) n. The extra five minutes of sleep you allow yourself that somehow makes all the difference in the world.

Great on ice cream:

MEMNANTS (mem' nents) n. The chipped or broken M&M'* at the bottom of the bag.

Only in a woman'* bathroom:

NEGATILE (neh' guh tyl) n. An area of the bathroom floor where, somehow, the scale registers you five pounds lighter.

Music to the ears:

PERCUBURP (per' kyu berp) n. The final gasp a coffee percolator makes to alert you it is ready.

TEMPO disease:

RIGNITION (rig nih' shun) n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one'* car with the engine already running.