THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

I do not watch Survivor but believe me I would wake in the middle of the
night to watch this one! Love it!

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television

When the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE

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The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

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Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

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Make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;

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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins ........ only if .............. he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment'* notice.

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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again
for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called

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***"Mother"***
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