Saw a hilarious comic the other night...
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Saw a hilarious comic the other night...
This dude was funny...On Comedy Central...
My favorite one he told was something like this, and I don't think I'll do him justice:
He told a story about a time he was in Ireland. He went into an Irish pub and asked for Old Milwaukee...
Then he did this Irish accent and said that they don't have that, it'* for ****. So he said, "What do you have?"
"Troy the 'ouse bee-ah". He said, "Okay, I'll take the house beer."
"I'm not much for dark beer, and this beer was black. It looked like cold coffee."
"The moment I swallowed..." He made a motion like he was taking a swig..."The very moment I swallowed...I crapped my pants..."
You had to be there...
My favorite one he told was something like this, and I don't think I'll do him justice:
He told a story about a time he was in Ireland. He went into an Irish pub and asked for Old Milwaukee...
Then he did this Irish accent and said that they don't have that, it'* for ****. So he said, "What do you have?""Troy the 'ouse bee-ah". He said, "Okay, I'll take the house beer."
"I'm not much for dark beer, and this beer was black. It looked like cold coffee."
"The moment I swallowed..." He made a motion like he was taking a swig..."The very moment I swallowed...I crapped my pants..."
You had to be there...
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Re: Saw a hilarious comic the other night...
Originally Posted by TrueWildMan
This dude was funny...On Comedy Central...
My favorite one he told was something like this, and I don't think I'll do him justice:
He told a story about a time he was in Ireland. He went into an Irish pub and asked for Old Milwaukee... Then he did this Irish accent and said that they don't have that, it'* for ****. So he said, "What do you have?"
"Troy the 'ouse bee-ah". He said, "Okay, I'll take the house beer."
"I'm not much for dark beer, and this beer was black. It looked like cold coffee."
"The moment I swallowed..." He made a motion like he was taking a swig..."The very moment I swallowed...I crapped my pants..."
You had to be there...
My favorite one he told was something like this, and I don't think I'll do him justice:
He told a story about a time he was in Ireland. He went into an Irish pub and asked for Old Milwaukee...
Then he did this Irish accent and said that they don't have that, it'* for ****. So he said, "What do you have?""Troy the 'ouse bee-ah". He said, "Okay, I'll take the house beer."
"I'm not much for dark beer, and this beer was black. It looked like cold coffee."
"The moment I swallowed..." He made a motion like he was taking a swig..."The very moment I swallowed...I crapped my pants..."
You had to be there...
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