Marriage is great
12-05-2006, 05:03 PM
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Marriage is great
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let'* pretend that
we're married."
"Wow! That'* a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let'* pretend that
we're married."
"Wow! That'* a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
12-05-2006, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted 
But.......but were not married :? :?:
But.......but were not married :? :?:
12-05-2006, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted
But.......but were not married :? :?:
But.......but were not married :? :?:
12-05-2006, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
The gf says shes sleeping in the car and I just farted
But.......but were not married :? :?:
But.......but were not married :? :?:
12-05-2006, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
who says it will end in divorce??? Not all marraiges end up in divorce. You might be one of the chosen ones.