Finally, a MALE blonde joke
04-27-2005, 12:28 PM
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Finally, a MALE blonde joke
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What'* up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he'* dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted'* hiding in your closet and he'* got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten *.O.B.," says the husband. "My wife'* having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What'* up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he'* dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted'* hiding in your closet and he'* got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten *.O.B.," says the husband. "My wife'* having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
04-27-2005, 05:21 PM
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there'* more out there Trace We just like to tell them. 
ok here you go............
Blonde Guys
Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a
hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They
worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a
hole the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the
hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your
work, but I don't get it --why do you dig a hole, only to have your
partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole-digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who
plants the trees called in sick."
ok here you go............
Blonde Guys
Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a
hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They
worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a
hole the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the
hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your
work, but I don't get it --why do you dig a hole, only to have your
partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole-digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who
plants the trees called in sick."
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Originally Posted by Gumball
there'* more out there Trace We just like to tell them.
ok here you go............
Blonde Guys
Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a
hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They
worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a
hole the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the
hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your
work, but I don't get it --why do you dig a hole, only to have your
partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole-digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who
plants the trees called in sick."
ok here you go............
Blonde Guys
Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a
hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They
worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a
hole the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the
hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your
work, but I don't get it --why do you dig a hole, only to have your
partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole-digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who
plants the trees called in sick."
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