mine is now...Im at my sisters house and a friend of hers is here.....Well that friend just so happens to be one of my exe'* whom after me turned down a path of life i strongly disagree with.....Its akward sitting here with her across the room all ive said to her was ''sure is'' when she asked if that was my truck outside....weird as weird gets completly diffrent woman from who she was whrn we seperated......pretty weird....kind of feel like jumping in my truck and burnin rubber (hypothetically i aint tearin up my 33'* haha) but i don't feel like driving alllll the way home then back an hour this way to pick up my wife....that and i promised my sister id stay till her husband gets home so yeah they are sittin here talkn bout ex boyfriends and other ****,.....yeah i wanna jet soooooo bad i need a damn beer she talks sooooooooooooooooo much and won't shut up aghhh haha

sitting here listen to here talk about how her boyfriend is married and he wants all three of them to be together....she never shuts up omfg im goin nuts

you could always kill them then there will be another awkward moment when the wife shows up and goes ummm what happened here as your cleaning up the blood LOL

Ummmmm do as I guy does... Take her in the bedroom and **** her. Duh! I love making ex'* cheat on their boyfriends

I was tricked into seeing a movie with my mother-in-law and my wife. It was Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I was the only guy there. Literally.

But I'm one of those guys who likes to make the best of any situation. So I waited for that perfect spot of silence after the previews and before the movie starts. There it was, perfect silence. Pressed my hands to my face, and made the loudest, juiciest fart noise you've ever heard. I started laughing halfway through and that laugh translated to fluctuations in my fart noise. When it was over, half the movie theater was laughing, the other half was appalled. So I waited a second and said, "SORRY" as loudly and clearly as possible. I then looked over at my wife, who was then experiencing her most awkward moment.

thats a good movie!

i dnt wanna kill em lol theyve calmed down now
and steve there is no way im cheating on my wife that and she has her kid with her and is pregnant.....ewwwwww..still you couldnt pay me enough to cheat on janice

It sounds like a setup! I wouldent want to be there.

Nothing like getting it on with a prego.. hehehehe

I don't care what I promised my Sister, she'* got company..... see ya later!. Especially in the form of an ex wife.