RED SOX FAN
 

A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan, and New
York Yankees fan were all
in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the
U.S. Army.


While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled
case of booze. All of
a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
The mere possession of
alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia
punishable by death! With the
help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence
down to life imprisonment.


By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that
they could be released
after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip. As they
were preparing for their
punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my wife's birthday
today, and she has
asked me to allow each one of you one wish before
your whipping."


The Cubs fan was first in line (he had drunk the
least), so he thought about
this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow
to my back." This was
done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before
the whip went through. The
Cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.


The Yankees fan was up next (he had almost finished
an entire fifth of
alcohol by himself), and after watching the scene,
said "Okay, please affix
2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only
take 15 lashes before
the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan
crying unbelievably.


The Red Sox fan was the last up (he had finished off
the crate), but before
he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and
said "you support the
greatest baseball team in the world. Your supporters
are the best and most
loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have
TWO wishes'"


"Thanks, your most royal highness" the Red Sox fan
replied." In recognition
of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me
not 20, but 100 lashes."


"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you
are also very brave," said
the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then
so be it. And your second
wish -- What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Yankees fan to my back."

:lmao

Yankees are going all the way this year! Like usual, Red Sox dont stand a chance, even if they make it to the world series, they wont win, not until they move that team to another city.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

:cussing: cmon thats only 1 game

sorry for the bump guys but.....................

shes all tied up.

GO RED SOX

GO SOX!!!! WOOO HOOO!!!!

:stupid:

Never really been a Sox fan, but I gotta cheer on the underdog and HEY! gotta love Big Papi: David Ortiz :D

I loved how that Yankees fan had that sign that said "Who's your Papi" the game that Ortiz hit the game winning HR. HA HA HA HA HA HA :rofl:

My sox are white and gray.

Red Sox are gonna choke tonight against the Yanks. Stupid long hair hippies :lol:

Gotta admit they are fun to watch this year, I believe Johnny Damon called themselves the real American idiots :lol:

I'm just tired of the same ol Yankee nonsense.

Oh and Go Houston too, nice to see a different NL club doin well!

It's only Damon. After that concussion last year he thinks he's back in the stoner days. :lol:

GO SOX!!!!! 8-1 SOX!! Top of 4th. :twisted: Some Yank's are gonna be looking their 'mami' after the Sox 'Pappi' finishes whoopin.

I've been a die-hard Sox fan my whole life, because I believe in "rooting for the home team." I've gotta say, these past couple of days...they've surprised me. Even if they don't win tonight (which they'd better, but, being a Sox fan, I don't dare to get my hopes up too high), it's been a wicked ride!...

Wow 6-1 Sox...nice...quite the dinger by Johnny Damon too...lol

Edit..he just hit ANOTHER

8-1

Two of them!...8 to 1 now...yipes.
Edit: Oops...your edit just made my post pointless :lol:

I'm listening to the game on MLB.com and Damon's blast just came through -about 5 seconds after you posted it.

Kinda nice to see...finally, I wonder how they can fare in the World Series

lol, howdathunkit, Red Sox in the World Series?!

Edit..hey Martin, I was posting while he hit it..

shhhhh...game's not even half over....no jinxy

:oops:

hehee sorry, no worries, Esteban Loiaza is coming into the game, couldnt do shit all in Toronto when he was a Jay, so I am not to worried :P

:D Although, if they manage to pull this off, I will be out dancing in the street! (Bases loaded again...)

the Yankee's are finished!!
 

EIGHT to ONE!!

it is nice to see those pin stripes go down!!

Bah, 4th inning....looks a little gloomy. Stupid hippie Damon

This just in SOX WIN!!!!!

*faints*

Naw, they dont have anything left in the tank to take on the NL Champs.

Even if they do, I'm afraid it might be anticlimactic after beating the Skankees in these circumstances.

the biggest comeback in baseball history
YES YES YES
and the fans in fenway nation go wild
:bouncingsmiles: :bouncingsmiles:

Hmmmmmmmm.......