Please hold it. Resist the urge, do it somewhere else......

"Hope they don't **** on the car."



I've had that happen... especially when the 400+ geese fly over where my Mom lives.

IF you have a reallly gullible person in your household, tell her/him to go outside and stick their tongue out to see if it is snow or not.

Haha that just made my morning!

Do us all a favour and shoot those Futher muckers before they get up here.

They crap like small dogs......everywhere.

We Canuks have been known to train a few to selectively crap on our American friends cars.

hahaha that was awesome

Dear Canada,

Please take your geese back.

Sincerely,
The United States

Lumina'* covered in it There'* Canada Geese everywhere. I'd hate to think how bad it'd show if I didn't have a WHITE car.

I've never seen a goose **** while airborne, their...leavings are pretty big, nearly small dog size. I can't imagine being torpedoed from above by a Canada Goose...but yes, they are awful creatures.

I've had a flock of birds unload above me, it was like long curly black hail. Real nasty but it was dry and brushed off easily.

I don't think they do.