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Old 06-07-2006, 10:10 AM
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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they.

Begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows "51 days, 51 days, 51 days! " Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child'* puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What'* all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to prove everyone wrong! Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 YEARS!... but, WE put it together in 51 DAYS!"
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I would tell that to a BLONDE that works for my fiancee but,she prolly wouldn't get it
Old 06-08-2006, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
I would tell that to a BLONDE that works for my fiancee but,she prolly wouldn't get it
Are you sure she wouldnt tell you she did one and took 55 days? :d
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Originally Posted by dbeast420
I would tell that to a BLONDE that works for my fiancee but,she prolly wouldn't get it
Are you sure she wouldnt tell you she did one and took 55 days? :d
This one I'm talking about would prolly take the 4 years
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Ha ha, thats a good one, at least new to me
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