The Perfect Wife
 

My wife and I were having a conversation about what makes for "the perfect Wife". Well a picture is worth a thousands words so I dug around and found 5 pics. Well after showing them to the wife had about 5000 words to say to me and most would not clear the censor edit.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...zzy/wife1a.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...zy/wife1ab.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...zy/wifeabc.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7.../wifeabcde.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...izzy/wife1.jpg

Well, it's getting late and I better get the couch made up for sleeping. :rolleyes: Got any "Perfect Wife" pics to share???

Yeah... but I'm not allowed to share. ;)

(no nekkids, but still...)

:D But thats a whole different aspect of a "perfect" wife. :crying:

Hmmmm,...... reminds me of an old adolescent joke about the perfect wife being 3'6" and having a flat head, but the punchline could never be printed here. :eek:

Here she is, and what a doll too.

YouTube - The Perfect Wife

ROFLMFAO!!!!! I SOOOOOoooooo want that doll to sit on my dresser. I just played the vid to the wifey and she laffed, then cuffed me behind the head and said she had better things to do. I said,...... like get me a beer and clean my motorcycle garage???? :D Quess it's gonna be a quiet, lonesome day.:rolleyes: Maybe I ought to get dressed and take her to lunch. She's got today off and then 3 days of surgery scheduled. Jeeez the sacrifices a guy has to make to keep em happy. ;) There was some other cool links on that youtube page as well.

Some how I don't think the woman in that video found that as funny as us.

Not at all,.... Eh? :D My wife and I have a great "give and take" about these things, and even when it gets on each others nerves,...... we end up back on track and laugh about it, even if it takes giving each other the "I want to kill ya but love ya too much look. Guess that's the real definition of a perfect wife. ;) :cool: