This came in an e-mail. It'* pretty funny!

Subject: The Gunslinger and the Prospector
>
> An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town
> one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop
> of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old
> mule to the hitch rail.
>
> As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a
> gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
> whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
> saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
>
> The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did
> dance. I just never wanted to."
>
> A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you old fool,
> you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the
> old man'* feet.
>
> The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the
> gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned around to
> go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
> shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.
>
> The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched
> as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down
> both barrels of the shotgun.
>
> The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ***?"
>
> The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."
>
> Don't mess with old farts . . . . .

Yukitty, yuk yuk.

Good one!

That is cute! PDad needs that at work