Mowing the lawn....
08-14-2006, 02:35 PM
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Mowing the lawn....
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer, and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy *** neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am. That'* why she cuts the grass."
The neighbor from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy *** neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am. That'* why she cuts the grass."
08-14-2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: Mowing the lawn....
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer, and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy A$$ neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am. That'* why she cuts the grass."
The neighbor from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy A$$ neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am. That'* why she cuts the grass."
08-14-2006, 02:44 PM
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Why don't ya tell them how you worked on your car...lol
Or how your wife was the oneto get her finger dirty cleaning off the intake the day we met at the mall..
Or how your wife was the oneto get her finger dirty cleaning off the intake the day we met at the mall..
08-14-2006, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Why don't ya tell them how you worked on your car...lol
Or how your wife was the oneto get her finger dirty cleaning off the intake the day we met at the mall..
Or how your wife was the oneto get her finger dirty cleaning off the intake the day we met at the mall..
And how it was right after the "Use me, I'm dirty" quote....
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